Scientific Terms

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1. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.
ANS: *twinkle twinkle little star.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
ANS: *birds of the same feather flock together

3. Surveillance should precede any vertical movement.
ANS: Look before you leap

4. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
ANS: Beautity is only skin deep

5. It is fruitless to become precipitately from departed lacteal fluid.
ANS: Don't cry over spilt milk

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
ANS: Cleanliness is next to Godliness

7. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
ANS: The pen is mightier than the sword.

8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
ANS: you can't teach old dogs new tricks

9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
ANS: Spare the rod and spoil the child

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremitting ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
ANS: a watched pot never boils

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not trulyauriferous.
ANS: all that glitters is not gold.

12. Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignitedcarbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
ANS: When there is smoke there is fire.

13. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
ANS: Beggars cant be choosers

14. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniquesvitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certaincomestibles.
ANS: Too many cooks spoils the broth

15. Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
ANS: Charity begins at home

16. Cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
ANS* Dead men tell no tales

17. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would beadvised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.
ANS People who live in glass houses should not throw stones

18. Neophyte's serendipity.
ANS* Beginner's Luck

19. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes ofhedonistic diversion renders him a hebetudinous fellow.
ANS: All work and no play makes him a dull boy

20. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of asmall, green bryophitic plant.
ANSL Rolling stones gather no moss

21. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses therebythe optimal cachinnation.
ANS: he who laugh's last, laugh's best

22. Abstention from any aleatory undertakings precludes a potentialescalation of a lucrative nature.
ANS: Nothing ventured nothing gained

23. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential offracturing my osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
ANS: Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurtme

24. Persons of imbecilic mentality divagate in parameters which cherubic entities approach with trepidation.
ANS: Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

25. Elementary sartorial techniques initially applied precluderepetitive similar actions to the square of 3.
ANS: A stitch in time saves nine.

26. A feline donning appendage-protecting accessories apprehends zero petite rodents.
ANS: A kitten in mittens catches no mice

27. Desist from enumerating your fowl prior to their emergence fromthe prenatal ovoid structure.
ANS Do not count your chickens before they hatch

28. It is practicable to entice an equus caballus to a reservoir ofliquid hydrogen oxide, but coercing him to imbibe is insuperable.
ANS: You can lead the horse to the water but you can not make himdrink

29. Upon the non-presence of the domestic felis catus the mus musculiproceed to engage in sportive capers.
ANS* While the cat is away the mouse will play

30. Numerous manipulative extremities enable imperceptablenecessitous engagement.

31. A buffoon and his accumulation of legal tender are expeditiouslydisunited.
ANS: A fool and his money are easlily parted

32. Persons indulging in jocundity tardily do so for the greatestduration.
ANS: He who laughs last, lasts longest

33. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
ANS* Necessity is the mother of invention

34. Eschew obfuscation!
ANS* Avoid Confusion

35. Hemoglobin is viscous in correlation to Dihydrogen Oxide
ANS* Blood is thicker than water


36. Incongruents Magnetize
ANS* Opposites Attract